Girls Gone Wild 1435 (I think?) Edna Mahan Correctional Facility, Clinton NJ!

The Star Ledger reported today, that studies have found prison rapes in New Jersey are on the decline. Sorry Ray-Ray from D-block, I guess our time together has passed. However, studies show that now women champion as the most sexually victimized prisoners between the two sexes—a selection from the music library of the band Queen will now become their official song. Apparently, one in five women said they had been abused sexually, compared to one in twenty-nine men, though there has been some talk of a Conservative “cover up” for the drastic decline in the men’s numbers. But, this has recently been debunked, citing that you have to be at least the age of eighteen to enter prison.

The fact that all female prisoners are sent directly to the same place—the Edna Mahan Correctional Facility for Women, in Clinton NJ—has been suggested as a possible explanation as to why the women’s numbers are so much higher compared to that of the men. “It’s like a giant slumber party,” a female inmate giggled. Then, yelled “pillow fight!” and scurried off with the rest of general population, who had joined in the fray.

Girls Gone Wild has not made an offer yet, but it may be on the horizon. Based on the commercials they run on Comedy Central after twelve a.m., I wouldn’t put it past them.