All Through the House, Not a Creature was Stirring Except for the Ax-wielding maniac and his Involuntary Prey. "Listen, that's how I remember it, ok!"

Wow, what a fantastic idea for a movie! I bet the killer's Jewish...Just remember I called it. I'm simply looking forward to certain catch-phrases and expressions I'm sure will be in abundance in this film, such as "Merry fucking Christmas mother fucker!" Or, "enjoy the birth of our saviour you son-of-a-bitch!" And then someone gets pumped full of lead. (I love that, pumped full of lead. It's just become apparent to me that I don't get to say things like that as much as I'd like) How about, "and a happy (protagonist sticks bad-guy with long metal pole) fucking (protagonist twists long metal pole, while its imbedded in bad-guy's stomach) new year (protagonist lets go of pole--realizing bad-guy is dead--and falls backwards, breathing heavily) you crazy fuck! I know I love it. Again, remember I called it. And the bad-guy's final retort could be "baaaaaaaah huuUUUuuum buuuug (and then his head twists so that he's not facing the camera): genius.