Honest Answers to Cliche'd Questions

If you could have dinner with anyone in the world, alive or dead, who would it be?

--Anyone willing to keep quiet while I stuff my face. When did dinner become all about Q & A?

Do you believe in miracles?

--I'd start if you'd stop speaking.

Is there a God?

--Sure there is. Next, you'll ask me if there's an Easter Bunny. Jesus! Are you kidding?!