I Think this may be the most Blasphemous thing I've Ever Written...Pray for me?

When God Seems out of Reach you can always find a Set of Golden Arches Somewhere.

Has religion provided as much for the poor as a double-cheeseburger

On a McDonald’s dollar menu?

How can a preacher provide a sermon packed with as much meat,

And sandwich it for consumption?

How many dollars waste away in collection plates

That could’ve been used

In a more suitable way for a hungry man’s palate?

Has anyone ever left a church truly full?

Ronald McDonald is not a false idol,

But a prophet

Leading the way to affordable eating.

Weren’t Jesus and Mohammed attempting the same:

To satiate their people with substance; something tangible;

Something sustaining?

Obesity kills, but religion does also.

Who has the higher death-tab?

When you’re hungry who’s counting?

I’ve never heard of a war being waged over ingredients

To the Big Mac’s secret sauce.

So people of the pew please pray all you like.

Everyone feel free to sing at the synagogue.

Muslims place your mats down and kneel

Facing Mecca.

I join all of you, but hope that I am answered

With a short line at the drive-thru.