A Note on the Current Sexy Situation

Listen. No one can bring Sexy back: it was Sexy's decision to leave, and no one knows that better than Sexy. When she decides to get off her lazy ass and come back to work she can. We all know Sexy doesn't work that hard; therefore, Sexy does not deserve an escort. So all these famous stars can attempt to evoke Sexy with there one lined catch-phrases all they want, cause Sexy will simply treat there proclamations like a welfare-mother treats an alarm-clock and simply hit snooze. Why try? If there's one thing about Sexy, it is that she always seems to get what she wants.